SEC Power Rankings-McKensie Is Hot Edition

For the first time in my life, I’ve actually been pumped for the Real World season.

Mainly because for the first time ever, there’s actually more than one hot girl on the cast.

My friend, the Right Reverend Mikey Reeves, pastor of the Church on Bourbon Street and I agreed that McKensie (pictured above)was indeed the hottest on the cast.

Which, if you’re from North Carolina and used Tobacco Road schools as an analogy, McKensie would be North Carolina, Sahar would be Duke, Ashlee would be North Carolina State, and Jemmye would be Wake Forest.

But I disgress.

Of the 12 teams in the SEC, ten posted wins in the opening week, including convincing wins from Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Mississippi State, and South Carolina.

The stunner was of course, Ole Miss losing to Jacksonville State of the Ohio Valley Conference, which was coached by a guy who was fired by the University of Arkansas for losing to a 1-AA school back in 1992.

That coach was Jack Crowe, who coached the Razorbacks from 1990 to 1992.

So here’s the SEC Power Rankings.

Hug me later.

1. Alabama (Lack of Mark Ingram’s presence didn’t stop Tide against San Jose State)

2. Georgia (For now, Georgia is looking like the team that was supposed to contend for the SEC East title. Could change on Saturday against Gamecocks)

3. Arkansas (Ryan Mallet’s start to a Heisman season was impressive)

4. South Carolina (41 points scored on a bad Southern Miss team Thursday reminded me of those old Florida teams that used to pounce on inferior teams under Spurrier.)

5. Mississippi State (Team on the rise could fall to earth Thursday against Auburn. Offense was pretty good against a team that doesn’t know what defense is. Can they do that against the Tigers?)

6. Florida (Separation anxiety was evident against the Redhawks of Miami. Up next is a solid South Florida team that is more talented than Miami (Ohio) )

7. Auburn (Cam Newton was good, but defense allowed 26 points to Arkansas State, which had not even a third of the talent the Tigers had.)

8. LSU (Win over North Carolina felt more like a loss than anything.)

9. Tennessee (Derek Dooley put 50 up on UT-Martin. Now they have to face an Oregon squad that put up 72 on New Mexico.)

10. Kentucky (Joker Phillips got lucky, there was no way they should have let Louisville hang around like that)

11. Vanderbilt (Commodores made a bunch of crucial mistakes in season opener. Now they have a shot to beat LSU under the lights in Nashville.)

12. Ole Miss (Jacksonville State just kicked the Rebels out the SEC.)